Note: This is the Official Unofficial history of the Unofficial Gax Community Cast, featuring the totally official Co:Mutiny. It features explicit language, and descriptive violence.... which means kids will definitely want to read it, even though they shouldn't.

Written by KnowledgeJunkie

DRAMATIS PERSONAE:
KnowledgeJunkie: Paladin, UGCC
Q: Healer, UGCC
Bad Panda: Champion, UGCC
JoeH: Battle Mage, UGCC
Kami Toman: Overlord, Co:Mutiny
Jake Harold: Witch Doctor, Co:Mutiny
Graeme Curtis: Black Mage, Co:Mutiny
Ryan Hunter: Evil Bard, Co:Mutiny

Act 1:

The grogginess had just started to wear off when I realized that the floor I found myself upon was cold and hard, and my head hurt. I saw that my fellow Unofficial Gax Community Cast mates- Q, JoeH, and Bad Panda, were bound along side me, and they don't look any better than I felt. My wrists and legs were bound, but what really bothered me was the swelling I noticed on JoeH's head. It was definitely severe, and Joe needed to be brought back to consciousness soon- to avoid a permanent sleep. Thankfully, our captors hadn't bound my wrists to my ankles, so with a little maneuvering, I was able to bite at the knot. The taste of it, however, was just short of revolting- I remember panicking at the thought of our captors poisoning the ropes, but I eventually decided that I couldn't get too far ahead of myself- I needed to be able to move swiftly if escape were to be a possibility. I called out to the others:

"Joe! JOE!... Panda! Q! Wake up! We've been kidnapped!"

They were coming around much slower than I'd hoped- we were obviously in quite a predicament. I then decided to take stock of my surroundings: It was a dank, poorly-lit room with a rough concrete floor and rusted walls of what appeared to be iron, though there was no real dirt to speak of. It appeared the room had been designed from the beginning to be some go-between area, without windows, and a large metal door in the middle of each of its four walls- each marked with N,E,S, or W. All in all, it appeared to be a cube, about 12 feet on each side, with the E and W doors emanating faint, mechanical grinding, and what could be a large fan from the N. It seemed pretty obvious to me what would come next-

"What the fuck is this on about then? Head's cracked open like a whore on 2-for-1 Tuesdays at the gentleman's club."

"Panda- thank god. We've all taken blows to the head- if you start to feel sleepy, tell me. We can't fall asleep right now... we could have concussions. Joe's looks especially bad- he needs medical attention. I think the rope I bit through to free myself might have been poisoned, as well."

"....KnowledgeJunkie? Panda? What? Oh my God... I'm-" Q had managed to turn her head and vomit before getting any on any of us. You see, it's important to remind yourself of the positives in a situation like this. Of course, on the negative side was the fact that the vomiting also started her nose bleed, which got blood all over her jacket. I warned Q:

"Oh God, Q... I think they poisoned the ropes- did you get any in your mouth? Spit it all out, right now!" Of course, nothing was that simple- Q said,

"No, I don't think it's any poison- it's actually probably morning sickness. I haven't gotten tested yet or anything, because sometimes I have really light periods, but the last one was non-existent, and I had a feeling..." Of course, her feeling had me feeling pretty stressed, realizing we were so deep in shit it would probably affect her breathing, and of course that would be bad for the baby. So I said,

"Damn, are you serious...? Crap, crap, CRAP! Joe!- JOE! JOE! WAKE UP, man!" By that point, Joe had finally decided to lift up his head and open his eyes. But I guess he thought it was and just about gave me a damned stroke. You know what he did? He dropped his head back to the ground- I thought he was dead for sure. Well Panda tended to Q while I kept Joe awake. Just as Joe was finally keeping his eyes open, I heard the sound of metal scraping on metal- there was a panel opening near the ceiling, which revealed a speaker. A man's voice crackled from the device:

"I see that everyone's awake. Let's keep this simple- you're going to die in here, but first I'm going to have fun with you."

Then Panda said what we were all thinking:
"Bloody Hell, you realize who that is? That's fucking Kami Toman..."

TO BE CONTINUED

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